Monday, August 31, 2009

memang i penipu yang hebat

Nurul Farhana Binti Rosli, the name given to me when I was born into this world. I come from Ulu Kinta, Perak. My former school was the prestigious Mara Junior Science College Langkawi. I am the eldest child in my family and I have two little brothers. Because I find extraordinary satisfaction in dentistry, I enjoy reading books related to dentistry or participating in anything that has to do with it. I have already dreamt in becoming a dentist since my childhood and I will try my very best to fulfill my dream.


I am working very hard because of my desire to expertly meet my many commitments and my ambitions. Sticking to my motto, ‘trust yourself and never give up’, my attendance to Mara Junior Science College Langkawi is another accomplishment that exemplified my dedication to knowledge. In school, I mixed with people who were proven leaders. In this environment, I thrived to absorb the leadership skills into myself and exercised them when I worked in groups in my class, accomplishing various tasks given by the teachers. I am a responsible student who possesses initiative in carrying out any assignment given to me.


I had worked as hard as I possibly could to bring beneficial changes to my school. For that, I became a member of the Excellent Youth Club whereby I became the Lead Instructor for Chemistry subject. In this club, I’d conducted a few classes and had given an effective intensive learning to my friends. I am always ready to lend a helping hand and to share my knowledge with my friends who are in need even though I was busy as a member of College Young Entrepreneurs Programme. In this programme, I worked with my other 29 friends, developing a company named Prodigy Sdn. Bhd. Our Company had won The Best Company inter-MRSM title for our mega project, Langkawi 2007 Gourmet Festival. Furthermore, I was the secretary for my homeroom, Batuttah 06. I also had fulfilled my role as Committee of Election Day Bureau for Election Commission Students’ Representative Council in my college. I had chosen by my school to participate in Malaysia National Chemistry Quiz in 2007 and successfully I had achieved a distinction. Besides my involvement in academic, I am an active in athletics. For instance, I participated in track and field events during sports day. In addition, I was the member of school’s basketball team.


I choose dentistry as my major course because I want to become a dedicated specialist dentist. Moreover, dentist is a noble job whereby I can contribute to my country and society limitlessly. Thus I have chosen this noble profession to extend the help for man to ensure that the permanent set of teeth will stay as long as man needs them. Furthermore, the need for dentists in Malaysia is still high because of the lack of specialist dentist. Besides, I have visions to correct every tooth possible so every Malaysian is able to flash a flawless smile. This I could foresee to be great and the only profession that could contribute into making this a reality is none other the dentist.


I have decided my career path to follow for the future. In the short run, I hope to continue my study by doing A-level or foundation programme in local college. Then, I hope to study abroad in the process of immersing myself into another culture, and deepening my personal and academic understanding in the course that I am taking. When I had finished my study, I will be ready to serve for the community. In the long run, I envision myself a stable career as a dentist and open my own dental clinic. I can practice dentistry on my own, at my own pace and time to give my utmost best for my future clients. I want to devote myself in both to working to better myself and improving the people around me as a whole. Throughout the rest of my life, I commit myself to helping others and to advancing society’s level of health.




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bapak ahh penipu besar gile. i tgh cek my sent msg dlm yahoo account bile i tibe2 ternampak essay penipu ni. konon2 nak hantar msg ni kat aya n anim bwat reference for them to apply mara schlorship. haih TAK BOLEH BLAH gile kan =PP. perasan awesome lah konon.


i dah berangan jadi dentist since childhood?? PIIIRAHH! i chose dentistry pn sbab mara tak offer pharmacy.tsk. mase tu berkecai impian. sob sob. nak amek JPA risky la plak kan. so nak play safe punye pasai i tercampak kat MCS ni ha.


tgk ayat yang i cakap i suke bace buku related to dentistry tu. BLOODY HANKY PANKY. pastu i teringat yang my interviewer penah tnye i whether i suke bace buku berkaitan ngan dentistry ke,, and i dgn konfidennye ckap NO, BUT I DID READ SOME BIOLOGY BOOKS T__T apela bongok sgt dah amek SPM kopemla bace buku bio. tah cmne aku boleh pass interview ni tah. merepek2 je i jawab. maybe aku dpt azab bwat IB sbab interviewer to dpt tgkap aku menipu hidup2. sigh.


bile bace balek essay ni YA ALLAH PERASANNYA AKU. puji diri sendiri melambung2 ke awan biru.ntah ape perasaan interviewer tu bace essay bengong ni. aish malunye i. hihi. dahla motto hidup tu maen reka je mase nak bwat essay ni. actually i tak penah ade motto hidup. sebabnye i tau, kalau i ade pn, i takkan ikut.


tapi alhamdullilah, even mara campak i bwat IB kat MCS n even mara hantar i g india je *blaja menerime kenyataan* at least i ade scholar, thru IB i learn about real competition in real life, i dpt fly g negare orang n insyaAllah masa depan i terjamin.






mls gile nak packing barang. btw, MALAYSIA, HAPPY 52nd BIRTHDAY!!!


smooches~


Sunday, August 30, 2009

dull

so hari ni dipenuhi dgn tangisan. letih menangis smpai kepale i sakit gile, hancur sume azam nak bwat math mlm ni.

















tapi hati i lagi saket. =(

smooches~

Thursday, August 27, 2009

hon hon hon

OMG OMG gile excited nak blogging smpai xtau nak cakap ape pergghh excitednye!!!!!!!!

okayy. cool cool.

first, hari ni for the first time i drive ronda2 satu ipoh abeh sume mall yg ade kat ipoh *ade 4 je pun* i terjah! ngeheeee. clap clap clap. okayy i know mmg LAME but i dont care, i nak excited jugak hmmph.

sooo i bertolak dari rumah bwk nissan terrano jap CHOP CHOP u all tau tak mcmn nissan terrano tu? kalau tak tau meh i tunjuk.

kalau dalam hati u all cakap " eeee poyo je nak belagak bawak kete besar,,kete benz bapak aku lagi besar berjuta2 aku tak eksyen pun" WTF I DONT CARE OKAYY

tapi my car *cough cough* my mum's car punye kaler maroon aww

okayy sambung cerite. sooo i pun semangatlah kan jadi pemandu berhemah bawak pun control je badan pun tegak ngahaa lenguh belakang aku.

my first pitstop is medan kidd, nak amek bie. dy baek hatila plak kan nak teman i shopin2 even selame ni dy paleng nyampah kalau teman farhana rosli yang memang kalau shoping nak-masuk-semua-kedai-kasut-and-baju tapi hampeh tak beli satu ape hmmph mmg gedik betul.

tapi naluri adventure i yang berkobar2 ni menghasut i konon2 hebat nak jadi mcm crocodile hunter (WTH?) so gatai2 try jalan laen nak g medan kidd sudahnye i sesat barat (T_T) rase mcm nak slap myself 3 4 kali sebab terlampau mengikut nafsu serakah. rase mcm nak nanges je tapi mase tu i jerit kuat kuat dalam kete TAKPE FANA KAU MEMANG COOL, JANGAN PANIK OK.

pastu pastu g bwat muke ksian kat pak guard mane ntah dy bagi direction cam keling T_T. i sedaye upaye try to fathom what the hell was he talking about. so adventure lagi try punye try punye try AT LAST TATADAAAA!! medan kidd terbentang di depan mate. ngehhheee. i mmg cool tapi bie dah masam muke sbab sejam lebih dy tggu i. heee. my bad.

our first pitstop---ipoh parade. actually mak bagi duit suruh beli kasut raye tapi dalam banyak2 kedai dalam parade tu xde satu pon yang lawa sume pattern lame hmmph so i shoping2 baju instead =DD perghh memang murah murah tengah sale lah katekan. =))

next next---the store. ini bukan mcm the store kecik dalam CP,,mind you. waaa kat sini kene parking tepi hooo mmg dah lupe abeh segale ilmu side parking belaja mse amek lesen dulu so maen hentam masuk je naseb bek tak langgar bontot proton saga T_T. the store pun same je sume baju stock lame2 haih bwat penat je dtg. grrrr.

balek dari the store hujan lebat gile cuak gile T____T. teem kai yah mase2 camnila dy nak hujan. tak romantik langsung. bie tak abeh2 menakotkan orang eeee rase cam nak cubit2 mulut dy suruh dy diam heeee. mmg dah mengucap gile time tu tambah2 bile tengok ade banyak lori2 besar nak lenyek kete i *coughcough* kete mak bapak i.

next next next---jusco ipoh. masuk kedai hidung *NOSE,,FGS* pun same je xde kasut lawa sume kasut mucung tajam2 nak bunuh orang ke ape? punye besar bagak jusco tu ade 3 kedai kasut je. sangat pethetic. nyesal tak beli kasut mase g times sq dulu haih. kuar jusco berjalan due2 orang bawah payung dgn bie tapi i asek kene hujan sebab bie gemok sgt mmg konker abes =PP.

then hantar bie balek kat medan kiss. ngaha wtf medan KIDD. sedih plak sebab pasni raye baru jumpe =( . otw balek tu sempat lagi singgah giant cari kasut *yes, mmg strong-willed* tapi hmmph lagi xde yang berkenan. mane sume kasut2 lawa di donia ini pergi?????? lei hai pintou waa leng kasut???

after that heading back home selamat sampai dengan tubuh badan yang sempurna *Alhamdullilah* hhehe rase sangat awesome heh okayy okayy i know LAME with a big capital L.






all in all, i rase im a good driver CLAP CLAP CLAP even i kene hon dlm 8 9 kali jugakla tadi kan especially kat roundabouts. tsk. i benci roundabouts!

smooches~


Wednesday, August 26, 2009

fana u're it!

firstly nak apologize kalau2 u all dah boring bile tgk kat bloglist asek2 this GELAK2=GILAK2 je yang keluar. haih nak bwat mcmn,,nak kill the boredom. arggghh bosan bosan!! *emo*

Four most important dates in your life.
28th Oct
18th March
13th Oct
10th May

Four things you've done in the last 30 minutes.
Sleep
golek2 atas katil fikir nak bangun ke tak nak
ckp phone ngan bie
check credit's expiry date. Dang, its today.ade sesape nak tolong topupkan utk i?

Four ways to be happy.
KARAOKE
bwat stupid n dry jokes pastu gelak mengaum2
call bie
hangout wif BFF
shopingg puas2 *gedik nak jugak tambah satu cukupkan lima*


Four of your favorite hobbies.
dgr lagu gune headphone gedabak pastu hangguk2 kepale nyanyi lagu bahasa alien
bergosip. *tak gosip sehari mcm nak mati rasenye*
online
selerakkan katil n meje stdy pastu kemas balek sambil membebel mcm mak nenek

Four places or country you want to go for vacation.
SAMUI! *pantai dy lawa hell n spa massage dy sgt cheap okayy*
paris kot
tanah suci Mekah
switzerland
*apsal tag ni bagi kuota 4 jawapan je,,xcukuplah*


Four favorite drinks.
soy
fresh orange
laici *tambah2 lagi kat kedai yg bagi byk buah*
apple+aloe vera

Four things always found in your bag.
phone. both phones. yang ade kamera n yg xde kamera.
earphone
purse
lip balm nivea strawberry *detail habis*

Four favorite colors.
red
red
red
red
eh, gold n silver pn nice jugak. *mmg fickle-minded*

Top four hangouts.
CENTRE POINT
AFIQ'S BISTRO
SEREMBAN PARADE
TERMINAL 1
*pathetic*

Top four you love so much.
keluarge
kekasih
kengkawan sejati
kesaye (WTF)

Top four 'things' special to you.
*firstly nak tnye, knape dy tulis 'things'?ade double meaningkah?tapi saye ttp tak faham,sorry*

my necklace
my bubu n baby
my memories with bie
my life n everything in it

Top 5 who you will tag .
*kepade sesape yg rase dirinye
COOL N DAZZLING, sile bwat tag ini*

smooches~

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

i sayang adek i

my adek here, lebih terer meng-cambitching drp i okayy. dari mane dy belaja,, i taktau. =P


btw, semalam i suruhla my adek (name dy Hijjaz,,glamer kan?) nyanyi lagu ABC. so dy nyanyi ngan penuh semngat smpai tersembur2 air liur *exaggerate* n pecah semua gelas kace yg ade *exaggerate kuasa dua*.

pastu dy tanye satu soalan yg i pun xtau nak jawab ke tak.







"kak long, merdu tak suare adek??"



smooches~

saye sgt takot

my biggest fear right now : GEMOK, OBESE, DEBAB, GEMPAL, CHUBBY (chubby comel okayy)

uwaaaa. lipids dah bertempek2 kat my waist, hips, thigh n di sume tempat! sungguh cilaka. sobs sobs. (=_=")

baju dah ketat. jeans dah ketat. eeeeeeeeee buruk buruk BURUK !!!!!!!!

mmg kene azam kuat gile sekarang. kene diet habis-habisan. tadi i dah sit-up 50 kali. CLAP CLAP CLAP. u see, bkn sng nak tgk i exercise. so this is a BIG BIG achievement for me,,mind u.

seriously, i xnak gemok. please please pretty PLEASE i tak nak jadi gemok! nnt susah nak shoping baju, seluar etc etc.

so diharapkan my usaha gigih nak berdiet n berexercise tercapai. at least bagila i jadi ramping, slim, kurus (but not papan okayy) mase raye nnt.

OMG OMG sgt risaulah. mcmn kalau badan i tak kurus2 jgk even selaut peluh i dah tumpahkan? (cewahh) waaaaa nightmare nightmare nightmare!!!

now, setiap 5 minit mesti i pegang my thigh pastu rase mcm nak buat liposuction. huuuuuu. =(

okayy okayy! mesti bersenam! yeay! semangat! semangat! semangat! =))))





but then when i look at my thigh again, wuwuwuwuwuwuwu. (T______T)

smooches~


Sunday, August 23, 2009

i pn terseksa jgk, bukan u je okayy

tajuk entri yg sungguh gedik.

ehem ehem sbnanye hati agak kacau bilau. teem kai yah?? wo pu che taw.... *maap maen hentam je eja,,janji ade bunyi sudah*

rase cam nak blogging in english tapi kan bile nak stat karang ayat rase mcm xsampai isi hati i. so lebih selesa blogging in bahasa melayu *cewahh!*

skrg ni cam rimas plak asek dgr lagu 1 Malaysia kat mane2. even bile i msuk public toilet pn, makcik yg jage kaunter entrance mintak 3 kupang *mahal siot* dy g psg radio yg tgh maen lagu ni.

apekah i x patriotik enuff?? duhhh. apesal i ckp psl patriotik ni? okayy sbnanye xde idea nak tulih ape so sile sabar membace all these sewel2 thingy.

ohh yes yes i dah abeh tgk NOBUTA WO PRODUCE. kon kon! awww kawayii lah si akira a.k.a yamapi tu. tadi excitedlah kan google his pixx konon nak post dlm blog,, sekali jumpe gamba dy naked dlm shower peluk2 ngan pompuan mat salleh mane tah. nmpk his ASS okayy. gross. i mean come on,, at least plukla asian girl! we're not that bad lah. hello, hello yamapi! *waving hands frantically as if yamapi sees me*

and tadi my bro looked at my blog, then he asked.

"kak long, bunge matahari kaler ape??"

"kaler merahla ngok. tu pon xtau"

*silence*

sape yg ngok skrg?? ni sume template blog ni punye pasal. i was too convinced with it. actually i think sunflower looks better in red. nampak HOT. nampak GORGEOUS. nampak AWESOME.
okayy stop blabbing.

its really painful when u sbnanye nak tulis bout what dented ur heart so much, but all these crappy kerepek things yg keluar instead. maybe i shud just keep it to myself.

goodnight everyone. jangan lupe bangun sahur.

smooches~

Saturday, August 22, 2009

even i xboleh....

happy ramadhan ppl.

mari kite same2 membnyakkan amal ibadat during this holy month. =))

smooches~


Tuesday, August 18, 2009

penyimpan kakak yang bosan

so what if i havent read the book. i student IB okayy, i xde mase untuk sume bende2 ni. hahaha. pendahuluan yg gedik haram.

but but butttt (not ur ASS), naurah dah story kat i the synopsis, n for me, the story was indeed ingenious. mmbuatkan i dah berazam nak bace tapi smpai skrg x smpat2 nak bace. tapi i sempat je bace dik cerdas! ZOMG mmg dah berkurun gile xbace buku shin chan, bile dah bace balek gelak sorg2 mcm orang sewel SUMPAH LAWAK HELL, semue org silelah bace kalau stress mmbuat draft EE.

*ohh btw, draft EE i dah direpair oleh tcer jue, so skrg lebih bersemangat nak bwat bile cuti ni. clap clap clap!*

the muvie

the book

the muvie is a disappointment. SERIOUSLY. even i yg x bace buku dy pon dah yawn 3 4 kali,, no 7 8 kali. its kinda slow, boring pastu dahla xde org hensem pon dlm muvie ni haih nak cuci mate pn xboleh.

mcm xle trime plak tgk Cameron Diaz belakon jadi mak yg sgt garang pastu sggup shave hair jadi gondol (nk cipte kontroversi kah??,, sorry,,Britney is our forever dramaqueen). n she looks OLD! aww, tapi appreciate lah dy sggup menjatuhkan saham sendiri demi menjayakan watak dgn berkesannye. (okayy ayat skema, i tau). CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP. see, i even bagi satu extra clap for her.

the plot is confusing. kejap at presence, kejap flashback. dhla i xbace buku dy so mmg LAMPI (lambat pick up) lah kan nk paham cter ni. pelik btulla. pastu pastu kat part yg boringla dy nak drag cter tu jadi meleret2 panjang bwat i yawn lagi 5 6 kali. ni mst kes nk cukupkan muvie ni jadi more than 1 hour n a half so that lepas tapisan FINAS. (kat sane ade FINAS ke? WTV lah)

mengapekah taylor harus mati?? TEEEM KAI YAHH?? aww dah sweet dah dy ngan Kate tu. kapel leukimia together2 sharing the pain. accepting each other w/out complaining even a bit. kissing passionately dpan pintu rumah. OMG kalau bapak i, dah lame si Kate tu dah kene rejam ngan lembing. tapi bukankah itu sgguh romantik?? =)) i mean the sweet part la, bkn part yg bapak i rejam Kate tu.

paling obvious skali terang tang tang is THE ENDING. i konpius. naurah story kat i, Anna yg mati accident n Kate survive. tapi muvie ni plak bwat the other way round. haih. penat je saspen2 tggu part Anna mati sebab konon2 nnt nak bwat reaksi mcm "eeeee, teeem kai yah Anna mati??" pastu bole nangis sedu sedan penuh dramatik. hancur harapan i.

overall, mmg x besh sgtla. oh oh tapi prom dress yg Kate pkai mse date ngan Taylor tu sgt AWESOME MAN! nmpak kurus gile Kate tu.

smooches~

Saturday, August 15, 2009

gila sudah

ini blogger sudah sawan. tau sawan? mcm myra bile dy tgh cuak nak amek exam or cikgu EE dy cari dy. =P

smooches~

Friday, August 14, 2009

ini sumpah lagi adventure drp kene sembur dengan pili bomba

so actually kan i xnak kluar pn this weekend. i majuk ngan my rum8 sbab tnggalkan i sorg2 kesepian dlm bilik. sob sob. lagi satu kan sebab duit saye tggl 15 rggt je dlm purse. so konon2 dah berazam kuat la ni nak dok bertape dlm bilik penuh khusyuk. perghhh. mcm gempak gile je bunyi.

tapi tibe2 teringat yg siang tadi dh mkn sedap gile,,so mlm ni mst ds bagi mkn x cedap. (T_T)
so trus agree nak ikot ain g pasar mlm. so, sile ubah or notion yg fana rosli ni pemalas jln kaki. i bekas athlete kot =PP.

we went there jalan kaki senang hati sbab cuace pn baek, angin bertiup sepoi2 bahase, burung berkicau2, bunyi2 hon moto mahupun kete xhenti2 berkumandang. ohhh. sunggoh indah dunia ini.
*slap myself* okayy okayy. back to our story.

so i ngan suksesnye membeli nasi kerabu, kopok lekor ngan kebab yg mmg wajib i pesan kat mira kalau dy g pasar mlm. eh? pasar mlm in english black market ke? oh bukan bukannn. black market tu pasar hitam. pasar mlm in english ialah night market. wah! clap clap clap.

*punch myself* sorry de mori. too carried away dgn discussion english,,my group bwat on organ trading. so dlm organ trading ni kan ade yg legal n yg black market punye... *okayy stop fana, STOP*

so here comes the adventure part. mase nak balek tu kan i pujuk2 la ain supaye ktorg balek nek bas cityliner kaler hitam merah tu. alah tambang dy pun 5 kupang je. tapi tggu punye tggu bas yilek putiik. (mksudnye, bas tu x smpai2) so dgn berat jantung i drag kaki i jln lambat2 kalah siput dgn hrpn bile toleh blkg nnt ade bas yg lalu. tapi xde jgk. hmmph.

tgh2 sonok2 sembang ngan najaa, tbe2 ade rintik2 kristal (acecey,,kristal gitu). i mean hujan renyai2 lah. tapi bwat bodo jela kan i bkn anak manje yg kne hujan setitik pn dah jerit2 mcm jumpe bapak rimau. tapi few minutes pastu, hujan turun lebat gile hell sgt2 amat2 lebatla wey. u see mcmn i gune more than 3 kata penegas untuk mengemphasize betape lebatnye hujan tu? and we're in the middle of the journey yg mmg xde tempat berteduh langsung. (T_T)

so mule2 buat cool still maintain jln slow2 tapi pastu mmg dah xtahan sejuk mmg lari mcm kene kejar anjing. dahla kete2 kat seremban ni jahat, tak bagi ktorg lalu pn. x nmpk ke i ngan kwn2 i tgh emergency ni? badan mmg dah basah kuyup xtau nak ckp ape. nseb bek i pkai black cardi kalau x mmg transparent habeh,, bwat free show kat tgh2 jln raye tu. alang kepalang baek i menari atas kete dorg dlm hujan mcm selalu dlm cter hndustan tu kan. mane tau nnt LUX propose i jadi duta dorg.

ktorg pn lari dan lari lagi dan lari lagi smpai kat bus stop depan CP. sume org tgk muke annoying gile pastu dlm hati ckp "eeee,,budak2 gedik ni,,abeh basah bus stop ni,,g lah berteduh kat tmpt laen" ataupun kalau yg baek cket " alalalalla kesiannye bdk2 comel ni especially yg pkai cardi hitam tu,,=) '' hahaha. ain nak jugak balek nek cab. huh sgguh ngade2 ain nih. =PP

tapi cab xsmpi2 pon. cilaka punye operator. ape kau ingat suare kau sedaaaap sgt ha?

bile hujan dah renyai2 nipis2 gtu, ktorg smbung our journey. tapi bile dah smpai dkat PC, hujan lebat balek. (T_T). kalau mcmni smpai bile nak smpai kolej. haih. kat PC sume dah lapar so i hentam mkn nasi kerabu i kat ctu. yg len sume belasah char kuey teaw. (personally, i rase lahuma punye lagi mantap!hidup lahuma!!). around 7.30 mcmtu, perut pn dah full, hujan pun ala2 dah stop. so smbung jln lagi. kali ni sume org jln laju2 smbil langkah besar2 sbab fobia kalau2 tibe hujan jadi lebat balek. semput i sebab bile dawa stat lari,,tibe2 sume org pn berlari2. haih. penat hek.

nasib baek lastly ktorg smpai gak kat kolej manis kolej (college sweet colllege) . mmg semput gile n rase mcm nak demam. =((((

kesimpulannye, i dah serik jln kaki g pasar mlm. so mira, pasni i pesan my kebab kat u jela ek. bolela bolela tau. i lap2 u! =)

smooches~

Thursday, August 13, 2009

rase mcm kacak, tapi entahlah

lets the mencuci mate session begins.

hilary duff + harry potter. aww,,lentik2 bulu mate u

marilyn monroe + jessica alba. mmg muke klasik gile. i like this. =)

michael jackson + brad pitt. ni cobaan murni i nak jadikan MJ lagi ensem,, tapi ni plak yg jadi. pfft.

kiera knightly + shrek. ROFL. lawak hell. cantiknye shrek punye complexion. =P

megan fox + jessica alba. mcm jongang lah plak kan. wateva lah.

robert pattinson + harry potter. sizzling hot yaww. *drooling*

hilary duff + gollum. aww yang ni lagi melentik bulu mate dy kalah bulu mate maya karin dlm iklan maybelline.
mr. bean + marilyn monroe. remind me of this one scene dlm cter mr. bean yg dy pkai dress putih n wig putih konon nak menyamar jadi pompuan padahal bulu dade mcm kapet je. hahaha.

can u guess who's face is this?? cepat cepat i bagi hint : gabungan due manusie sehati sejiwe. hahaha. perasan gile. okayyyy. this is me + bie. cute kan? kan3?

kalo hebat try teke sape plak bdk ni?

cepat cepat!









cepatlah teke wey. tak berusahe langsung.








okay okay i gtau.


jeng



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its MY FUTURE BABY'S FACE. okayy sile gelak guling2 atas lantai skrg jugak.

jgn jeles okayy muke my baby boy nnt ala2 hindustan. hensem tau weh. mesti bile dy dah besar nnt aweks keliling pinggang. hohoho.

ntah2 nnt anak i bole jadi pelapis shah rukh khan, bwat shooting kat langkawi kat kete kabel tu kan,, bolela i menumpang g langkawi.
dahla i mmg tgh rindu sgt kat lgkwi skrg nih. =((

okayy sekian saje untuk berite hiburan hari ini, sari berite penting.



p/s : kalau u all pn nk tgk muke ur future baby cmne, go to here

smooches~

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

bahasa melayu atau bahasa inggeris lagi bagus?

yes, mari suicide together with our mouth foaming like bubbles! yippee!


rice can poops?? agak2 bentuk taik dy bulat2 or bujur2? or bentuk hexagon? heptagon ke?


a new hot trendy way to be civilized : pee like the above pix. cool kan?



kenapekah budak kecik yang takde gigi xle masuk this temple?


WTF lah with this restaurant kan. its MUSLIM MAIN COURSES LAH BENGOK!



okayy.enuff for today. good day everyone.

smooches~

Monday, August 10, 2009

kamu mahu bermaen sexphone tak?

come on yaww. mari bermaen sexphone. lagi best, kite bwat competition,, sape bole buat judge lagi horny,, dy menang!!! okayy g cepat pektis!

smooches~

what??

what?? kuiz chemistry tomorrow??okayy cepat2 habehkan stdy.

what?? kuiz plant science this week?? dah 2 3 kali aku bace mcm nak mmpos still ade test? again? cam B*B*!

what?? kuiz math pon this week? sdgkan aku pon taktau ape yg aku dah blaja selame ni (T__T).

what??motivational programme budak2 bayai sabtu ni? duit pun yilekk satu hape xplan lagi. sobs. kelam kabot btoilah.

and the biggest WHAT??

deadline first draft ee khamis ni????

*kill myself*

sile call ambulance claim my body.tenkiu.

smooches~

Saturday, August 8, 2009

nafsu saye skrg




now nafsu tgh membuak2 sudah tidak tertahan lagi. dgn ini dgn banggenye i mempresent barang2 idaman kalbu yg sentiase bermaen2 di mulut i tanpe jemu smpai i tau myra n mcdee mmg dah x larat nak dgr. =))

so here comes the first one.

*drumroll*

NOKIA 5370 EXPRESS MUSIC

okayy i mmg peminat setie nokia n akan menyapot nokia sehingge malam menjemputku lena beadu. cewahhh! jgn tnye i knape i suke sgt henpon express music. i rase sgtlah COOL gune henpon ni. mmg lebih kurang same ngan my current hp but whatever lah kan. aku beli gune duit aku, bukan duit kau. so kau tutup mulut rapat2 okayy?
also available in blue colour tapi i tetap rase merah lagi HOT N MENGANCAM. grrrrr.

secondly,,,,,,,,,,,

*bunyi trumpet lagu saspen*
BLOODY HOT RED MACBOOK

laptop i skang ni mcm dah nazak (tp x senazak laptop myra,,hehe jgn marah yang =))) so sesape yg sgt murah hati sile hadiahkan ini ms besday i 28hb oct nnt okayy? haha mmg muke x malu promote bday sendiri.



ohh n this LOVELY SWEETIE PINK MACBOOK pn not bad jgk. so kalo u nak bagi either colour, i terime je. hehe xley blah.

third one,,,,

*bunyi bunga api memercik-mercik*


NASI KERABU BUATAN JIRAN CIKGU AZIAN

perghh. mmg meletop habeh. seriusly mmg sedap hell. i yg b4 this xberape suke nasi kerabu terus jadi diehardfanz nasi kerabu nih. waaa. sgt kempunan pa dawa suap pagi tadi.(tocey lei ya dawa!=)) so nex week dah berazam nak order kat cikgu azian, biar terlerai kempuanan di hatiku ini. pwiitlah. okayy promote2 hargenye cume 4 ringgit sebungkus. boleh pilih nak lauk ayam or daging merah. tapi i suggest daging merahlah,, mmg mantop! dahla byk dy bagi. order jgn x order taw.

lastly,,,,

*lagu background the final countdown*

konpem sume org dah penat skrolll. okeh sile buat urutan lengan yeah. satu dua, satu dua, satu dua, WTF??


THESE CUTIES YUMMY CUPCAKES

this one mmg kegilaan orang ramai this current. i snggop buang mase skroll2 blog org yg sell cupcakes on9 sebab nak jamu mate. tapi ksian, gastrin dah stimulate the secretion of gastric juice dah dlm perut i,, so kene kurangkan kadar melihat gamba2 awesome cupcakes kang xpasai2 masuk hospital ulcer perut dulu jadi balek. tak nak!!tum bil kul nehi hei!! (T___T)

so cupcakes ni pon kalau nak bagi mse bday i,, i on je..=))



ni la manusie, xpenah nak bersyukur ngan ape yg Allah dah bagi. ape nak jadi ni? =P

smooches~

Thursday, August 6, 2009

esok

h1n1 atau lebih sedap dipanggel selsema (xtau camne eja,,selsema or selesema? okayy WTF) BABI, telah menyerang KMS, kolej kesayangan i. xpercaye? sumpah i sayang gile kolej ni. sebab ape?

okayy ade 5 sebab.

- sebab dekat dgn town. paleng dekat, CP. sumber makanan sedap. okayy hiperbola. bole tahanla kalo nak compare ngan ds. pastu ade SP and T1. mmg dah byk kali i sedekah duit dkt T1 tu. tapi smpai skang T1 xpnah bagi diskaun spesel untuk i. sobs.

-sebab cikgu2 dy mmg sporting abeh =). mmg besh sgt serius tak tipu. this is one of the reason why i bole bertahan kat kolej ni. tcer juriah, tcer siti mary, tcer amim, cegu ikhwan, abang opi okayy sape lagi. okayyla abang man juge xketinggalan. nnt marah mcdee i xmention name cegu kesygn dy. okayy mcdee pueh hati x? haha. ko mmg glamer dlm blog i, i mmg suke mention name u kat cni nak promote u so that hajat u nak kawen awal tercapai. hahaha. ROFL.

- lagi lagi sebab my frens here mmg awesome. =) u guys mmg rock abeh. gelak gelak ngumpat ngumpat dah jadi kegiatan wajib. but they are nice, very caring. dah rase mcm family dah. =)) i love u guys the very muchhhh!!! okayy gedik je kat cni. biarla aku pn nak capap gak kann. u xsuke sile serambuss from my page yg kiut gile ni.

- next sbab my rum8 yg mmg HOT HOT belake including me. =) haha. sape lagi nak puji kalau bkn diri sendiri. rum8 yg mmg gile karok n gelak mcm kene sawan BABI. mcdee mmg juare karok segale lagu dlm album rock kampung, rock kapak, rock beruk haha WTH. oh faymes btoi mcdee kat cni kan. haha jgn marah mcdee i lap2 u. =)) amy plak mmg juare karok nasyeed. ckap je lagu nasyeed sume dy taw. siap ringrone n message tone pon lagu nasyees weh. insap i. hee. I? oho i saorang insan kontemporari. ape aje lagu yg nagh femes skang ni i sukeeee nyanyi kuat2 smpai najaa kat bilik sblah suke komplen. =P

- next i sayang hell kolej ni sbab ade tangge pusing2. org panggey tangge azkaban. hueh. gile ah bole cakap bsar kat sume orang. "KOLEJ AKU MCM HOGWARTS WALAWEY KOLEJ KAU APE ADE?" .mmg menguji stamina, pagi2 dah mencungap2 panjat tangge tu. amaran dari kementerian kesihatan, orang yg ade saket jantung, thap kolestrol tinggi dan pompuan mengandung dilarang sama sekali memenjat tangge ni. *iklan sebentar*

- pastu pastu i rase bdk2 batch i sgt hebat sbab mampu organize mega project yg gempak hell dgn jayenye. clap clap clap. serius i rase sgt honored sbab dpt jadi part of this memorable project n skang i dah rindu kat bayai. kelmarin my foster adek beradek msg tanye kabar n dah mkn ke blom. (okaayy mmg soalan cliche tapi still,, terharu kot) wuwuwu. raye nnt nak g sane,, nak g jeram men air terjun. =)

eh eh. knape ade enam?? sebab ade org cakap bace 5 points percuma 1 point. haha. WTF.







sbnanye point tulis entri ni poji2 kolej ni mcm nak rak sbab esok saye nak buat jahat kat kolej ni. ohh sgtla neves maklumla i mmg budak baek sentiase obey rules n regulations. =)

wish me luck okayyy? demi domino's pizza n muvie 'setem' free,, i sanggup!

smooches~


Wednesday, August 5, 2009

jeles

hadiah yg paling besh i pnah dpt for my birthday is a gold necklace from my parents n an enormous teddy bear from my bie yg sgt makan space atas katil single yg sgt sempit dan akibatnye selalu ditendang tergolek jatuh katil. okayy kms, bak katil queen size satu!! okayylah WTH.

tu lah yg paling hebat pun. pathetic, tp kite kne bersyu?? kurrrr................. (sebut gaye bone ms dy bg ceramah kat fardu ain)

tapi kan kan kannnnn......

ade seorang clasmate i ni, afifah johari (bukan name sbena) yg bakal menyambut her 19th bday tomorrow, telah mendapat satu parcel kecik comey berbalut ngan wrapper hallmark kaler silver (wrapper pon high class youuu,,,). even kecik, cube teke ape di dlmnye??

jeng jeng jeng..

jeng

jeng

jeng








okayy skroll lagi nak bagi saspen jantung bunyi lubb dupp lubb dupp.

ta ta daaaaa!!!


ipod touch---flying with love from vanderbilt, US .

clap clap clap! spoil btoi apsal gamba ipod touch tu kecik bebenor?

untung kan afifah johari?? (anggok kepale cepat)

yg bwat lagi gempak, boypren dy siap tempah ipod touch yg ade carve full name dy lagi kat belakang ipod tu. seee, sunggoh prihatin boypren dy. nt kalo hilang xyah susah2 bwat announcement. tapi silapla, patut carve no. henpon skali,, baru sng org nak kontek.

nway,,, nak wish happiest birthday to AFIFAH JOHARI, my lab-mate merangkap IRP group member yg hebat!

birthday girl. senyum lebar2 nooo dpt ipod touch free. jeles i. sobs.

p/s : interactive oral english dah abeh n i must say, i'm very happy with my team. for me, its a beautiful success. congrates yaa myra n farah! u guys are awesome! =)

smooches~

Sunday, August 2, 2009

the list

to do list:

-lab bio
-lab physics
-note bio-heart
-stdy physics-field-got quiz
-stdy chemy-acid n bases-got quiz
-stdy math-statistics-got quiz
-oral english-turn i first kowt. grrrr.
-first draft ee-due date 13th aug. satu habok xstat lagi.

NOT to do list:

-on9 like crazy
-maen game especially chicktionary. skali maen ssh nak stop. (T_T)
-muvies
-youtube-ing
-blogging n blog hopping. ni paleng ssh nak bwat. sobs.
-tido mcm there's no tomorrow.
-buang mase mcm mase pas abeh spm.
-kuar petang2. sedar diri dah broke giler tahap kritikal.
-mkn byk. kat bayai perut hamper2 meletup n kulit dah meregang tahap maksimas.





ps: later later lah i update about bayai. sgt best n rewarding even pinggang saket heck.

smooches~