bila rasa bosan

bie tido awal gilaaaa. eee geram geram! suka tinggal orang sorg2 buat report physics ya rabbi bosan gila hang tau dak, dengar lagu miley party in the USA melalak smpai kering anak tekak pun still bosan pastu mak curi mouse senyap2 (again) nak maen ZUMA waaaa terseksanya aku nak on9 sabau jela. (hembus nafas semua)

pastu saat2 begini mulela rase tak sabar nak balik kolej sebab geng gosip semua kat sane. kalau bosan boleh kacau mcdee walopun mcdee selalu tak layan aku even aku buat persembahan tarian percuma depan dia. sobs. takpun boleh jalan kaki ayam g bilik myra sambung gosip2 kat sana. tak pun lari atau skip kaki ayam ke bilik naurah or pah, juge utk bergosip tak ingat dunia ataupun menumpang steamboat segera celup dalam kettle letrik milik isma.

wah sungguh indah kehidupan kolej sebenarnye. tolak part IB and pentadbiran kolej yg dah songsang. dan juga DS yg @$$^(&^$@(%*@.

aku tak sabar nak balek kolej, walaupun report ripple tank and TOK essay aku masih belum berusik. aku janji esok aku buat. JANJI BETUL NI!

pastu sebab boleh jumpa bie. =)

smooches~

tahun depan

i was having a santai conversation with hijjaz. (santai?)

me : adik, tahun depan umur adik dah bape tahun?

hijjaz : mmm, 6 tahunlah. betul kan kaklong?

me : betulla tu. adik dah tua.

hijjaz : tapi bukan ke sekarang tahun belakang lagi? mane ade adik tua.

me : tahun belakang?

hijjaz : yelah, tahun depan tak sampai lagi, sekarang ni tahun belakangla. kan kaklong?

me : apekah? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

sungguh comel adik i. bukankah begitu?

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money, come to me

i'm super broke. yet i have so many things to buy. yesterday evening me n my mum went to GM ( org ipoh je tau) to repair my stupid-broken-keypad handphone. i told mum i would pay for it, so she didnt have to worry, but it turned out i have to replace the old battery with a new one, so it costed me RM 135. i dah terkejut beruk, pastu cepat2 buat muke sengih2 kerang wangi nak bodek mak. luckily mum was willing to pay, so FUHH LEGA SIAAA. but i still have to contribute RM 40 for the battery. =(

next, went to foodcourt coz mum lapar. but otw to the groundfloor, i saw this one red handbag that i've been longing for. i looked at mum, she said she had no money left for me. grrr. pastu amoi cine tu bodek baik punya, dy cakap beg tu tggal satu je kaler merah. so i grabbed it without giving a second thought. lantak p mampuih la duit aku. sebab aku puas hati gilaaaa. =)

then i passed thru this boutique, tbe2 nampak satu cardi wool yg aku nak sangat2 jugak. tapi duit dah habeh weh. nak korek mane lagi. n ade satu baju kotak2 yg lawaaaaa gila. sobs sobs. AKU NAK DUITTTTT!!!!!!

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blossom!

my family's orchid plants have finally flowering! YEAY! its so pretty, like a newborn baby!(exaggerate) we've been waiting for it to blossom since forever, to the extent that i once told my mum to dispose the plant. menyemak je kat rumah orang. but my mum's patience is beautifully paid off. we are the very happy family. =)

u guys might think that our reactions are overrated, well its just an orchid flower blossoming kan, bukannye aku kawen (?) but it means the world to us! its our victorious achievement mind u bcoz we took care of the plant from it was leave-less (botak n ade ranting je, SERIUS HUDUH) until what it is like today. macam an ugly duckling transforms into an angelic swan. =D

mum n dad's hardwork. mine too. penat kot tiap2 ptg mak paksa aku siram pokok2 ni. =)

what name shud i give u pretty baby?

kau tengok model sesat berperut buncit. adek sapa tah.

p/s : bie sekarang rajin gile masak, hari2 masak mcm2. rajinnye. aku ni.....better not to say it.

smooches~

lapuk

tadi i tolong mursyid balut buku teks sekolah dy. i balut dgn sunggut cantik (batuk). antara buku yg i balut are buku robinson crusoe yg cerita dy boring haram, i confirm tido dlm english class setiap kali sesi literature and kapten hassan wira bangsa yg i tak pernah baca. mcmn i jawab exam BM, dont ask.

tgh2 syok balut tiba2 i terperasan satu bar code yg ditampal kat corner front page buku. i tanya adek i ape jadahnya ade bar code pulak ni? rupanya bar code tu untuk proses pinjaman n pemulangan. alah mcm bile kite nak kuar mrsm, kite kene scan dulu ID card kite kan, same goes with the text books. WEH GILA MAJU!. aku dulu zaman kat bainun penat gile kene tick nama for each buku yang aku pinjam. hmmph.

my mum tahun ni dah masuk tahun ketiga dy jadi pemeriksa SPM for BM paper. so i pun pegi terhegeh2 menyebok baca esei orang pastu belagak macam i lagi hebat (batuk). mentang2 spm dh lepas kan. =)

tibe2 mak cakap starting this year grading SPM ade A+, A , A-, B+ and B-. huh wtf? mak cakap sebab competition dah terlampau sengit so terpaksa buat camni. A+ is for 90 marks and above. perghh naseb bek zaman i takde lagi bende mcmni. kalau tak buat malu je bile dapat tau A i are A lemah.

i baru 2 thn tgglkan alam persekolahan tapi dah mcm2 perubahan jadi in education system. terasa sungguh tua. adekah zaman persekolahan i sudah menjadi seperti yang dinyatakan oleh tajuk entri?

smooches~

its supposed to be a reunion

sepatutnya semua geng kapak join. dah siap bagi invitation rasmi kat fb. tapi sedihnya 3 je yg selamat sampai. apekah sedihnya hati. letihnya mulutasyik tanya kite nak g mane? pasni nk buat ape? kite nak makan ape? haha fickle-minded sungguh kami bertiga. bukankah comel begitu?

mule2 nak tgk wayang cerita avatar, azie dh excited bebenor nak tgk. aku nak tgk zombieland tapi apekah caroknye GSC ipoh, tak sampai2 lagi cerita tu. my spy pun takde. hampeh. tapi avatar start lmbat, nak g karaoke lagi. so cancel movie. g k-box karaoke. azie n aya bwk student card so bayar 5 bux for 3 hours, aku tak bawak ID MCS yg buruk haram so kene bayar 15. $#%$^%. takpe, aku dapat 2 air free, depa dpt 1 je. heheh.

masuk2 tempat tu tekejut beruk apsal lagu semua cina? rupenye kene korek lebih2 cket. azie konker remote so segale macam lagu dipilihnya. lagu black eyed peas yg rap gila laju haram pn dy amek. HAHAHA. penat aku rap. yo yo O je aku rap mcm nigger celup. lagu pussycat dolls jai ho gile menghabiskan tenage. tapi sangatla besh menyanyi 3 jam tak ingat dunia. nnt kite pegi lagi ya?

pastu jalan merata2, since ketiga-tiganya sudah punya bf, so sesi bertukar2 cerita mengenai bf masing2 bermula. tidak ketinggaln gosip2 panas dan basi mengenai ahli geng kapak yg lain. =D bergosip sugguh menyegarkan diriku. aku sudah lama giankan bergosip.

sebab im the only one yg bawak kereta, so i was the driver of the day, nak g mana, cakap je. aku dah hafal semua jalan kat ipoh bandaraya bougainveila (shit mcmn nak eja name bunga alah ni). aku nak bwak mereka ke red island cafe sebab mak cakap western food dy sdap, so hati dh excited gila babi nak makan chicken chop. penat aku drive g sana, skali belum sempat kaki aku cecah tanah turun kereta, ade waiter chinese datang cakap "sini sudah tukar menu, sudah non-halal". apekah nasib? nasib baek kau cakap baik2, so hati aku terubat.

frust punye pasal, terus pegi jusco. makan mcd. aya beli prosperity, tumpang makan sekali. sedapla pulak kan. dulu aku beli apsal pedas gilaaa rase mcm lidah aku hilang. pastu sekali ade J-card day kat jusco. sorg pun tak bwak J card. DAMN. sale gila bab smapi 70% kat nose, soda semualah. DOUBLE DAMN. azie dah meracau tak tentu pasal sebab takleh nak shopping. ksian kawanku.

pastu balik. sedih memang sedih sebab tak ramai yg datang tapi kita semua dah janji nak jumpa kat KL next year n maybe spend holiday same2. YEAY i like! yelah kan nex sem aku dah tak bz. yelah tak bz palaotak kau final IB exam kot.

for ppl yg taktau, they both were the ex of my bf. but we never fight, in fact we love each other more! sayang azie n aya! =)

p/s : they are very pretty and well-mannered that i wonder why bie picked me. but the he said something that assure me of his love for the rest of my life. =D

smooches~

scary

malam tadi kan i mimpi tcer juriah wrote on my fb wall regarding my EE. she was asking why she didnt get an email from me as yesterday was the due date. and lebih scary, she wrote her comment in pantun guys PANTUN!! apekah?? waaaaa scary shit gilaaaaaaaa. takutnyeee. tp naseb bek ade pyan hehe dy pn tak siap lagi fuh lega ade geng. but stillllllll...TAKOTTT!!!

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lady gigi

where the hell did lady gaga got her outfits for bad romance MV? and who the heck designed her shoes and her accesories? seriously eccentric gilaaa. i got goosebumps just by seeing her obscene acts in the MV. gila pelik. when i watched paparazzi MV, it was much more bizarre. is lady gaga a bisex? because she was like deeply engrossed in kissing both guys and bitches in there. siap hisap2 hujung kasut lagi. GROSS. meremang bulu roma aku. she really has something in her. her standard is soooo what to say? memang pelik haram.

she was not that pretty (still pretty for me) but her body was damn sizzling hot, enough to make me green in envy. her clothes memang gila revealing, kalah britney and katy perry. she was wrapped in various lace bikini throughout the MV. tak sejuk ke weh?? and in one MV she changed clothes like million times. AKU PUN TAK TAU DAH MACAM MANA LAGI AKU NAK DESCRIBE BETAPE PELIKNYA AKU TERHADAP LADY GAGA. so pls understand my notion here. she is the most eccentric person on earth. einstein pun masih di tahap normal bagi aku.

but i'm so astonished by her bold acts and her ridiculous sense of fashion because not many ppl are like her. i mean she's not bothered by all the negative critics thrown to her. the way she just let other ppl to say whatever they want about her, that is very cool you know, to have that kind of i-dont-care-i-am-happy-with-myself attitude, its not even being all bitchy. i want to do that. but sadly i cannot la. ngeng aku takleh hidup kalau semua orang pun ngutuk n mengeji aku. T_T. aku masih seorang melayu.

i love her eyes in this pic!! mcm barbie doll. so BULAT! i love!

is that even a dress? or a cloth? and her shoes look like a pair of sepit ketam to me. seriously macam SEPIT KETAM!!

this one macam baju tido sexy yg org pkai mase first night. merah lagi you. aww *sheepish smile*

mcm topi kertas yg hijjaz bwat kat taski dy. tapi hijjaz punye kaler biru.

ending yg paling bizzare. apekah? bdk medic pun tak mcmni punye obses. and her bra at this time was like having a short circuit. kang meletup kang hilang asset berharge baru ko tau.

sepelik2 MV slipknot, pelik lagi MV kau gaga

p/s : have fun gile today, will update about it later on. suppose nak update tadi, tapi tekejut beruk sgt tgk mv bad romance, terus buat entri ni. (^_^)v

smooches~

to my significant other

sometimes i love it when we have a fight. because no matter how critical the condition is, we'll be okay and we'll survive through thick and thin. we never fought for more than 48 hours. i cant put up with fights for a long period or else my whole life will be affected.

sebab kite gaduh jugakla, we get to know about each other's perangai banyak songeh much better than before, which strengthens our bond and make our feelings grow fonder towards each other.

just like yesterday, when we're on the verge of separation, it will always be u who saved our r/ship. and i couldnt be more grateful to have u. how i wish i can get rid of my stupid immature temper so that i wont hurt u like that anymore.

when i'm on reverie regarding our stupid little fights over trivial things, i cant help but to laugh. those merajuk gedik gedik moments really spiced up our r/ship and helped us to become closer.

many long distance relationship have failed right in front of my eyes but i'm not bothered by that, because of u.

im sorry for what i've said to you. i didnt mean that, u know me very well kan? i love you bie.

smooches~

what is your name?

i was so enthusiastic in teaching my little brother, hijjaz a few english words yesterday. after telling him two to three simple cliche sentences, me n my mum asked him a few Qs to test him.

>me

>hijjaz

>mum

> what is your name?

> my name is muhammad hijjaz

> muhammad hijjaz bin what?

> muhammad hijjaz bin LOLI

> bin WHAT?

> bin LOLIIIIIIIII!!!!! *confidently*

> HAHAHAHAHA! kalau rosli wahab *my dad* dgr ape kau cakap ni mampus kau kene.

> again, what is your name?

> my name is muhammad hijjaz bin GHOSLI

> bin WHAT??

> bin GHOSLI lah!!!

> GHOSTLY??!

*silence*

> HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!

> kurang ajar punya anak jantan. hahahaha!

smooches~

taktau nak letak title ape

baru sedar cuti berbaki (sejak bile pndai gune word berbaki) 2 minggu itu pun pas baca blog dj. dah lame lost track dgn tarikh sebab sekarang tgh pkai henpon cikai. haih bilela nak g repair henpon bodoh tu. xde sapa nak teman i keluar. jeles kat myra dah tgk zombieland. kat naurah pun jeles jgk sebab dy dah tgk princess and the frog. sobs.

so far i dah siapkan half of my assignments. yg tinggal are EE, TOK essay, points for english oral and another 2 physics lab reports. okayla tu kan.

jumaat ni abah ckp maybe nak g cameron highlands. masa abah ckp time ramai2 tgh dinner, semua org senyap, hijaz sorg je yg excited. sebabnye i dah g sana for about 5 times kot. hmmph bagila can kat hijaz. poor abah i tau dy nak bawak kitorg holiday so bad but he's too busy so cameron highlands pun jadila, asalkan dpt spend quality times with my family mcm masa kitorg g zoo hari tu. ni semua sebab kitorg selalu bising2 kat dy yang dy dah tak layan kitorg sekarang ni, asek keje je. takutnya kalau nnt my future childrens pun ckap mcmtu kat i. T_T

semalam nak kata PMS pun tak, tapi ntah apsal mulut ni mmg saja cari pasal ngan bie. sekali kene sound depan2 haha padan muka. bie, im sorryyyyyy. =)

smooches~

marry me

rasenye i dah announce kat satu dunia yg skrg ni i kipas susah mati (yes i knew already its DIE-HARD-FAN) super junior berkuatkuasa from bile tah i pun dah tak ingat. so i've been digging for all their songs from their first debut album until the latest one. yes mmg kuat semangat i tau.

but of all their songs, there's this one song that really penetrate deep into my heart. memang jiwang, tipula kalau kau pun tak jiwang dgn boypren/girlpren kau. okay sambung cerita. so i batukforcedbatuk bie to listen to this song, together with its translation. yalah, kang kalau suruh dgr lagu semate2 tah ape dy tafsir. ntah2 jadi lagu "oh KFC, apsal kau sedap sehingga menjilat jari" (=_=)''

so seperti yg diharapkan, he dedicate this song to me. pathetic gila aku tapi takpe, still sweet of him =). i still waras cari boypren orang melayu bukan macam my ex-bf, cari gf orang cina. oops. did i just told u about the latest story of my ex? semua orang sila berlakon buta sekarang.

super junior-marry you (translation)

Love, oh baby my girl
You are my everything
My dazzlingly beautiful bride
You are a gift from god
We'll be very happy, your black eyes well up with tears
Even if your black memerizing hair turns white
My love, you my love, I swear I love you

Saying I love you is what I want to do the most everyday in my life

Would you marry me? I want to love you, treasure you, and live with you

I want you to lean on my shoulders each time you sleep

Would you marry me? With this heart of mine, will you accept me?

To accompany you for the whole lifetime, I do
To love you, I do

Regardless of snow and rain, i will be there to protect you, I do
Let me be the one to protect you, my love

You wearing the white bridal gown, me wearing the suit
Both of us walking in sync towards the stars and moon, I swear
No lies, no suspicion
My dearest princess, stay with me

Even if we are becoming older, we will smile and live on

Would you marry me? Are you willing to live the rest of your life with me?

No matter how weary and tired we are, I do
I will always be by your side, I do

The days when we will spend together, I do
Everyday will my heart be thankful, my love

I have prepared this (ring) for you since a long time ago,
Please take this shiny ring in my hand

Just like the mood today, remember the promise that we're making now
Would you marry me?

The only thing that I can give you is love
Although it's insignificant
Even though there are areas which I lack
I will protect the love between us, me and you
Let's make a promise, no matter what happens we will still be in love
And even so...

Will you marry me? I do

okay i dah cop lagu ni jadi my wedding song nanti, tapi nnt semua guest i tak paham. T_T. haih sedihnya. takpela. bie, u propose me guna this song okay?

p/s : start drp hari ni, i'll never use words yg end dgn 'W' macam yew, jew, taw, maw because i found it annoying. or maybe sebab ade orang bwat group "i hate those people who loves to put 'W' at the last word"

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kenapa?

when i first entered boarding school when i was in form 1 until now, in KMS boarding school i have few questions in my mind which have no exact answers. at least nobody has told me the right answers.

- kenape queue boys kat ds always shorter (read: ALWAYS) than girl's queue. pastu diorg amek makanan cam laju gila. tapi i tgk diorg still pilih2 part ayam yg diorg suka mcm girls jugak ehem. so why? teeem kay yaa?

- kenape boys bila gelak ramai2 senada seirama pastu berhenti abruptly sama2 tapi girls kalau gelak ramai2 macam2 nada ada, tenor, suprano, bass, u name it, we'll have it wtf. pastu mesti ade 2 3 orang yg tercicir gelak lambat lambat pick up punya case atau tak reti2 nak berhenti gelak (cough).

- kenape boys bila gaduh, kaw2 punya tahap gadoh cakar sana sini mencarut kuat2 mcm orang gila (based on my own experience watching my classmates back in bainun bergaduh), tapi sejam lepas tu pun dah baek balek siap peluk2 lagi (?) . kadang2 tu 5 minit pun dah cukup. tapi kalau girls gaduh senyap sunyi bunyi kipas je ade tapi bertahan lama bawak sampai ke mati. kenape?

anyone has concrete justification for the above situations?

smooches~

exchanging roles

i know very well that everyone must be boring to bits during this long semester holiday so i came up with a lame puzzle. here goes.

what am i going to babble about regarding the entry title?

tau tak? tak tau? tau tak? tau tak? tak tau? sumpah annoying pfft.

lets get straight to the point. (as if it wasnt me who came up with the stupid lame idea) . i went to accompany my mum for a shopping spree today. (read : ACCOMPANY). so we explored ipoh for one whole day, with me diligently memorizing all the streets in this medium-sized town. lepas ni boleh jadi expert driver dah. ngehee.

as we stepped into the first boutique, there's this one tudung that captured my sight and i terus "mak, nak tudung cream ni" and "mak, nak inner putih ni jugak tau". mum ignored me T_T as she was busy hunting for a new blouse. tapi i anak yg baek n understanding, i letak siap2 semua terus atas kaunter. it is very ill-mannered of a child to disturb his/her mother who is in a very important mission, okay kids? =D

but she didnt find any top that fit her taste. i should've predicted that. then we went to like 10 other shops. and in each shop she tried about 5-6 blouses. T_T. tapi semua tak berkenan. kalau ada pun, mesti out of size. ksiannya kat mak, sumpah aku tak nak jadi coughgemokcough lepas dah bersalin nanti.

penatnya pegang handbag mak, dahlah berat dgn syiling, kalau mak start menabung dalam tabung gajah BSN tu mesti dah penuh. maybe dah melimpah ruah pun.

i have a sad story regarding the bsn's tabung gajah. it was when me and my bro celebrated our joint birthdays (all my siblings' birthday dekat2, so sekalikan semua dalam satu majlis, boleh save budget. YES MY MUM MMG GENIUS AND A GOOD FAMILY PLANNER) and guess what we got for our birthday pressie? yaaaaa, bijak2. we got the tabung gajah which sang an awfully horrible song everytime we put a coin into it. to add more grief, those tabungs (what is tabung in english?? omg, im a moron) were given free to my parents. tak feel lah dapat hadiah freeeeeee. T_T

tapi bila tengok balik gambar dulu2 apsal muka i sepertinya sungguh excited mendapat tabung itu? (=_=)"

okay, sambung cerita. pffft. so sudahnya we went to first lady. at last she found her perfect blouse. memang lawaaaa. i jeles, so i grabbed a top also. =)) haha memang anak tak guna. then off we went to giant sebab mak nak cari sandal, tapi mak tak jumpa yang lawa, instead i yang beli handbag. T_T proses berkabung membenci diri sendiri bermula sekarang.

okay proses berkabung tamat =D hehe asal hati gembira. bila anda gembira tepuk tangan! CLAP CLAP!

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rindu

weh gua rindu gila sama lu

sampai hati lu takmau jumpa gua cuti ni

mentang2 lu dah kurus, lu nak buat suprise kat gua

and mentang2 gua dah gemok

lu nak ejek gua puas2la ye

dah tak larat asek rindu tau tak

weh cepatlah bulan 1

gua memang tak sabar nak jumpa lu

i love u lu

smooches~

dying

im dying for a new layout now. been searching for an awesome layout that is a head-turner or an eye-catcher, but only few could match with my longing.

pastu kan, mcmn nak tukar layout without menghilangkan segala bende yg kita dh ada kat add widgets column tu? it will be super leceh to link all of u back and super boring to add back all the widgets.

help! help! cho mengaaaaaa!!!

smooches~