u-turn

b4 anything serious happen, i must stop here. i shud know already how the reality was like. STOP, SERIOUSLY STOP. dont ever divert. pull them back, keep it safe. clean ur heart. remember ur promise. u r here for one mission. realize plezz. from this very moment, start a new. NO. i mean return to the straight path although the boredom is killing u inside. be strong.

smooches~

gangster

title entri xde kene mngene dgn crite gangster rosyam nor belakon ataupon gangster jahat mate ade scar berjahet pasanla tu konon org takot tgk scar dy blahla wey poodahcit!

okayy okayy WTH lah kan dgn title post.

sebab..

sebab......

sebab......................................

me myself is the gangster!!! muahahahaha. *gelak bukak mulut luas2 smbel urut2 janggut secoit*

for the first tym in my life i telah dgn jayenye menumbuk seseorg smpai berdarah. rase guilty gile sbab yelah dah tertumbuk anak dare org kan. sape suruh gatai2 tgn tu rabe2 (rabe2??) tmpt sensitip i?? *sile jgn pk negatif,tmpat sensitip bkn tut n tut shje tau*naseb bek tak cacat pape kalau tak dah turun saham xde org nak dtg meminang so jadi andartu a.k.a andalusia. mueh2.

presenting the victim......=D

*myra innessa azmi*

*available*

*beware : playgirl utame after aien n mcdee, u might share ur fling/crush wif her*

*byk gile kot darah. ni baru one tissue.*

mmg byk hell darah i pn takot gile tgk braces dy pon abeh merah2. OMG naseb bek braces dy xpape kalau x mampos aku nak ganti balek dahla tgh pokai skang ni. *xpe myra syg i kan dentist wannabe, biar i btoikan braces u balek ye, so save duit, i bole beli beg baru* damn i so want the brown bag jumpe kat T1 aritu. smpai skrg asek terbyg2. jgnla dah ade org len grab bag tu. silela tggu i byk duit ye.

so nak ckp yg IM SORRY MYRA KIUT MIUT.TOMECHI. see i dah puji2 u dlm blog i so jgn kecik hati okayy. lagipon i dah belanje u bege daging lahuma yg berharge sengget lapan puluh sen itu.sungguh tak aci sbab bege u xde sayur tp dy still caj harge same gak. patutnye kurgkan la harge jd singgit stgh ke tak pon singgit je. kan3. tlgla org melayu cket. cmne melayu nak maju camni. WTF?

b4 incident ni happened smpat lagi camwhore dlm surau (astaghfirullAllah ape nak jadi ngan bdk2 ni?) mase cikgu ikhwan (bf terchenta mcdee n mira) bagi talk on crappy thingy sbab i xde kaitan lgsg ngan ape yg dy ckp. nmpk sgt i ni mmg student yg amat sgt baek.

let the gedik session begins..

alamak. nmpk mulut jela plak. okay xpe2 snap lagi.

haaa. kiut miut especeli yg tgh. hahaha. ksian kene puji diri sendiri. tgk mcdee, xabeh2 muke control dy tuh.

ohh, mira nak join plak. okayy2 kte snap lagi.heeee. =)

aha.mira muke cuak sbab tgn dah bersilang nk snap gamba.mcm tgh bwat Fleming' left hand rule plak. LOL.

lastly, the LOVELY contender n the CHARMING victim. =)))

ps: sedih jugak bile jadi bhn ketawe org laen ni. even afiq pon ckp aku buruk. itu sume bkn under my kerelaan. haih.

pss: sgt kesian kat senior. smuge kami xmenerime naseb yg same. yelah takot jgk kan. what comes around goes around.

smooches~

rase cam nak lempang diri sendiri

kenape? why? teem kai yah?

sbab ini broadband lah.

i xpenah jadi manusie MALAS NAK MAMPOS mcmni except kalo kat rumahlah kan. tu laen cter hidup bahagie goyang kaki sume keje umah mak yg bwat. okayy tipu fana rosli ni sbnanye anak yg sgtlah solehah lagi baek hati slalu tlg mak bwat keje sapu umah, basuh pinggan, sidai baju, lipat baju, siram pokok bunge kertas warne warni, lap perabot even i bgn tiap2 hari kul tpat kul 12. okayy stop it WTF kau nak membebel ni.

tgkla ape jadi today. bgn pg toksah ckpla kul bp mmg lmbat babeng. kucing2 ds pon bgn lagi awal dari i. worse, i xstadi lgsg okayy. gatai je g tgk confession of shopaholics (oh sgt klaka tgk becky syok sendiri menari tarian kipas, aku gelak kuat gile kot,,ROFL) n sex is zero 2. ingin i nyatekan di cni, sex is zero 1 lagi censored. sequel ni xde pape yg menarek sgt ah. (menarek??hmm)

pastu pastu mase terbuang mcmtu je. sdar2 dah pkul 6.30. (T____T) menanges ayer mate darah pon xgune bkn mase boleh patah balek pon. apetah lagi kalo ko meroyan mcm org sakai hilang suami mcm erra fazira dlm hingge hujung nyawe. oh aritu ustaz sopi bwat tygn free hingge hujung nyawe babak sedih n i sedaye upaye megerah tenage pegi kat mate so that bole thn air mate from mengalir cam air terjun Niagara.tapi best sbab dpt tgk yusry kru yg kiut tu. oh i like. WTH. WTH?

so mlm ni kene qada' abes-abesan stdy chemistry buffer solution bagi paham btoi2 sbab nex week ade quiz hg taw dak? so PLIZ SEDAR DIRI WEY.

eee.rase cam nak campak je broadband ni dlm laut. tp nnt dah xle tgk utube dah, nak dload lagu2 latest mcmn?? pastu camne nk bwat ee ngan suksesnye even satu habuk pon i xstat lg??*tak sedar diri lagi tu,,slap pipi 3 4 kali*

aaaarrrghhhhh. choooomengggaaa!!! help!! lei hai pintou waaaa!!!

okay2. calm down. tareeek nafass..hembus. okay, kite bwat azam baru! here comes the list!

*drumroll yg gempak hell

mmm...aaaaa.....mmmm..aaaaa...ehem2 xprepare lagila list dy. lenkali i bagtau okayyy. tapi, konklusinye i xnak mls2 dah. dahlah skrg ni study maken susah. digestion yg baru blaja surface ni pon mcm nak nazak dah menghafal. ape lagi bile dah masuk u nnt. haih.

tapi tapi tapiiii... i dah decide nak tinggal broadband sensorg kat umah sem 4, after dah abeh bwat ee n tok essay . muktamad. tiade talian hayat bagimu.

smooches~

of rm50

crite ni dah berkurun lame. okayy xdela lame sgt tp nak cter jgk. xkre, bace jgk post ni. scroll smpai abeh. tau ke? tau3! okay fana gedik je *punch myself*

oleh sebab kms ni dah songlap duit paper yg ktorg byr sthun RM60 (ceh tu pon nak bgtaw, tp duit tetap duit, boleh bli 2 beg baru kot =P), so fana rosli sgtlah ketinggalan zaman smpai xtau ape jadi kat politik, ekonomi mahupun masalah sosial negare. (oh tapi i tau yasmin ahmad kene stroke okayy, clap clap clap).

tp so far xde pape yg menarek kat malaysia ni except mendiang teoh yg mati jatuh bangunan yg sgtlah menimbulkan kontroversi n publisiti murahan (tibe2 mud nak berdebat psl politik membare2,,ok stop2 nnt msuk ISA pdn muke xbole kawen) and kes bombing kat jakarta. (xpe, hotel JW Marriot kat malaysie still glamer meletop abes n maseh megah berdiri!)

and and anddddd,,,,, ziana zain dpt anak kembar!!! sepasang gitu.. ouhh, i nak twin jgk..alala scweeetnyeee kalo dpt twin. nnt bole bli baju sepasang pkai sedondon oh so cuteeee!! *slap myself* stop beranganlah!

lagi lagi ape ek.(mentang2 semalm dah google sume latest news so nak riak kejap kunun2 i sgtlah terupdate, bkn mcm MCDEE, layan media malayan gosip2 artis je =P).

okayyyy. dah lari dari tajuk post sbnanye. exceli nak ckp yg

I DAH TGK NOT RM50 BARUUU!!! CLAP CLAP CLAP! STANDING OVATION SKALI! TENKIU2!

ari ahad aritu tgk, ms bie draw duit kat times sq. i yg grab duit tu, when tibe2 i shouted, EH EH DY BAGI DUIT INDON LAH!! BIE KENE TIPU!

pastu dah tgk btoi2 baru pasan tu mmg not 50. mak datuk buruk gile lah n smaller in size. tp serius cam duit indon. warne xmenarik hati lgsung. mmg jakun la time tu smpai org lain kat mesin atm tu pandang2 smbil ckp dlm hati 'pehal pmpuan ni, outdated btoi, tu pn nak jakun'. ooh sukati i la i nak jakun. u shoooh jauh2.

hem. tu jela nak cter sbnanye, yg laen tu mgarut je lebih. haih.

p/s: sgt mls nak stdy skang ni, xtaula apsal. rase cm pale otak dah ngengong. (T_T)

smooches~

of today

i must say...

ICE AGE 3 : DAWN OF THE DINASOUR ROCKS!!!!!

a day full of annoyance

tragedy started in the cinema 1, GSC terminal 1, muvie of harry potter and the half blood prince.

we sat at the second last lane, with an extremely noisy family behind us. bapak bising gile. cakap xberenti2. orang dah bwat shssssh shsssssh byk kali pon dy bole bwat bodo je. ape ke ****** sgt. haih.

pastu tendang2 kerusi orang mcm excited sgt msuk cinema. mmg dasar kanak-kanak riang btol. n hello, the muvie is rated as PG13 okayyyy!!!! u xlayak pon tgk. n i rase u xpaham pon ape yg u tgk. membazer duit mak u tu je. kalo xpaham tu dok diam2 sudah. cubela jadi anak yg baek cket. haih.

tak abeh kes bdk blkg, ade plak baby nanges kuat2 nyaring2 high pitch bingit telinge i. dah tau nk tgk muvie yg g bwk ur baby tu apsalnye. tggl jela ngan babysitter or jiran ke. ataupon better u dok umah tggu vcd kuar or g download from tenet.

dah tu mamat sblah myra plak xabeh2 henpon berbunyi. eeeeee. silentkanla bengok.

next scene. dalam teksi uncle punjab gile politik.

i cukup menyampah tau x org yg mintak pendapat i tapi bile i bagi pendapat xsmpat i nak abehkan ayat dy dah ckp NO NO NO MY DEAR IM OLDER THAN YOU.WHAT DO YOU THINK HOW OLD I AM?? duhhhhhh!!!

mcm ape je. pastu nak sentuh2 sensitiviti agame islam. talk about conversion in islam. dy pertikaikan WHY KAT INDON IF A MUSLIM WANTS TO MARRY A NON-MUSLIM, XPAYAH CONVERT MASUK ISLAM, TAPI KAT MALAYSIA, KENE CONVERT??

what the heck. the way he talks as if he knows islam way way better than us. yes, im not that good in islamic studies but i still know certain undang2 islam okayyyy!! dy ckp ni mst ade something fishy behind this law. palaotak kau lah. mmg dah undang2 islam mcmni. if u dont respect our religion, how on earth do u expect us to respect yours?? even u are much much older than us, doesnt mean u are always right and we are always wrong. u, sile blaja on how to respect other ppl's opinion. tak pon meh i bwk u g jumpe pak lan, let him torture u to death.

next next scene. tun hussien onn hall, mara college seremban.

OMG. not to badmouth ppl, but seriously, u are very annoying. especially u, the one from KPM bandar penawar. bangge sgt ke dapat humiliate our college in our own place. shit lah. u spoiled everything u know that?? speaking of which, g cermin urself first. bwat saket hati org je.

even i x sayang sgt kolej ni, i still saket hati kalo ade org yg suke hati caci maki kolej i especially when this carnival is held by us, with our very own energy and creativity. so u, shut up ur big mouth of yours or just get out from here. get it?

this week is a scurrilous week. dah byk dose2 kering i dapat. wtv. if i xpuas hati with sumthing, u'll hear me curse here n there. this is me okayyy.

smooches~

for future

Celebrate Love: Fuad+Faeza from Manggis on Vimeo.

jumpe ini di blog my senior dan saye sudah berangan jauh. =) aww, so sweetlah.

the video is really nice with the lighting and the colours.

smooches~

self torture

ape nak jadi ngan fana rosli skrg nih ha?

pemalas, suke tangguh keje, kuat makan, asek tgk muvie je kejenye.

tak sedar lagi ke awak tu dah sem 3, konon2nye sem paleng bz n mcm nerake donia?

abehtu yg suke hati bersenang lenang goyang kaki lagi tu bwat ape ha? sedarla diri tu cket.

haih. come on. change fana rosli. CHANGE!!!!

cepat bwat azam baru. jgn nak ngengade malas malas lagi. paham tak???

okeh. dah sedar? bagos! dah berambos jgn sibuk2 nak post entri blog tiap2 hari. tau??

smooche~

weekend

weekend this tym sgt penaaaaaaatttt!!!!

back from bayai around 4.30 pm, trus rush to ktm to meet bie.

its just a plain date. except for my fonder feelings towards him. =) also for the cute shirt he bought me. =))

oh the best part is the muvie that we've watched. its OBSSESSED. did i spell it ryte? mcm ade terlebih S there. okayy wtv.

the muvie is slow n boring mule2. first2 dah tyg adegan 18sx. hoo. n then when it came to the seducing part by the pompuan-yg-sgt-perasan-n-taktau-malu-gode-suami-orang, hati jadi saspen+geram+ nak sepak2 muke pompuan tu.

huu. ksian beyonce. i mean sharon in this muvie. serius that lady is psycho gile babeng. ok puan2 sekalian, sile menjage suami anda dgn penuh baek supaye x digode oleh pmpuan gile sebegini.

part fighting tu mmg real. serius. cam xcaye beyonce, i mean sharon, sgt hebat bab2 berlawan gini. fuh smpai tergolek2 jatuh tangge berdarah2 molot.

n as usual, watak jahat nyawe mmg liat. dah jatuh dari siling pon smpat lg bukak mate bwat

renungan tak puas hatila kononnye tu kat beyonce. i mean sharon okayy.

so the moral of the story, kite haruslah memprotect suami kite dgn sebaek mungkin dan bertumbuklah dgn sepenuh hati dgn pompuan gile yg cube mggode suami kite. sekian.

overall; mmg besh. worth the 2 hours. cume u hav to bear the fisrt part.

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bayai story. grup tutor kne move earlier. peh sekse gile nk bgn awai hari sabtu. tau x?

tutoring for abt 4 hours. saket anak tekak. okayy skang dah phm perasaan cekgu2 yg penat ajar aku yg bengap x paham2 even dah sejuta kali explain. PENATTT!!!

then the family angkat programme. sggoh excited sbab sblm ni jeles sume org ade mak angkat.

my mak angkat msk pajeri nenas n telur dadar for me. walopon sgt simple, tp sgt sedaaapp!!

n here goes my family...awww,so schweeet

ini maen tutup tin. u see, i have talent in this. tp adek2 angkat sye sgt terer. salute!!

mak angkat sye yg all in blue tu sdg mengait manggis for me. how thoughtful =)

from left; anas, adam n aisyah. adam sgt nottyy!!

weekend tis tym sgt penat. tapi sgt seronok. juge sgt hepppppyyyyy!!!

smooches~

of gargantuan appetite n relief

okayy. tadi g jj, nk draw duit sbab purse dah kempis penyek xde isi kat dlm.

jj sale gilelah. baju2 sume flat price. seluar2 pon. 20 bux n below sumenye.

tapi i berjaye thn nafsu.

mkn kat johnny's. try out steamboat. mm, bolela..not my taste sgt. test bakat pkai chopstick. n i xpaham ape yg waiter bangla tu ckp each tym dy dtg meje ktorg. haih.

next, secret recipe. indulgence abeh, bli choc fudge. not bad.

next, bli sushi et yg kecik2 comey2 tu.

next, bli big apple. tapi my donut satu jelah.

tapiiiii....madihah yusoff mkn lagi byk dari i!!!!! i yg kuat mkn ni pon ngange mulut luas2 saspen tgk dy mkn super byk. dup dap dup dap jantung sbab takot perot dy terpecah.

xbeli pape for myself pon. duit sume abeh masuk perut.

kene diet balek like carzy sbab jeans sume dah ketat. T_T

ps; mcdee, ko patut berbangge name ko aku siap bold n letak kaler lg taw..=P

+++++++++++++++++++

relief yg amat sgt sbab sume msalah between me n him dah setel.

dah sedar sgt2 kesalahan diri.

i don want to lose him. he's already a part of me.

smooches~

...

im at the saddest point in my life

miss

i miss my old buddies like crazy that i want to cry my heart out.

myself is fucking miserable right now n i need sumone to comfort me.

zati, yati, yani, ika n syatees. i miss u guyz terribly.

i wish i can fly to u guyz ryte now.im soooo in dire need to meet u all. im desperate.

i miss the easy life we led together, knowing each other very well that it is almost impossible for us to fight.

life is sooo cruel and unpredictable that u can never guess what will happen to you the very next second.

oh my. whining non stop yet my heart still doesnt feel at ease. at all.

i really need a therapy. my friends, here n everywhere, pls cure me. i beg u.

smooches~

the results

okayyy. results senior sudah out last weekend.

highest in kms is sis casey n another one i-dont-know-who, congratulations for the 43 mark of yours.

also to sis kauthar n bro hilmi, for breaking the tradition. math dpt 7 kot. gempak hell. ade sesape lagi ke yg dpt 7? ntahla, aku pn xsure. aku tnye, aku jwb.

congratez2. even kamu-kamu xkenai i, trimelah ucapan tahniah i yg penuh ikhlas ini.

n to those yg xlepas, dun worry, this is not the end of the world okayy.

tp kmb got 4 boys who got 45. perfect mark. i mean all BOYS ppl!!!!

OMG impressive gile. mst gempak gile dorg. ouh warning2.

girls, get ur weapons. start working hard okayy.

ade 1 result pending sbab plagiarisme. aih cuak gile kot kalo kene camtu.

result mmg unpredictable. even top scorer pn ade yg xlepas.

so jgn perasan kau dapat mrkh bagus skrg, kau mmg konpem dpt 35 n above final exam nnt. ingat tu!

smooches~

the war

the so-called war will begin.

what war?

war untuk breakfast kat ds.

dan war nak lunch juge.

first come first serve.

sape lmbt silela berlapar.

im ready. physically. mentally.

smooches~

bebayai

yesterday off to bayai. but this tym the journey took shorter tym xpuas lagi aku nak tido dlm bas.

smpai s.k. serting hulu. okayy semangat dah tapi mulut xberenti yawn.

agak neves nak msuk kelas. okay fine mmgla sume bdk2 kecik tp mcmn kalo dorg baleng telur kat aku kalo dorg xsuke aku? okay fana dah mule prangai lagak wasangka merepek.

first kne ajar bm. tatabahasa plak tu. okay mmg ayat bm aku bombastik, (bombastik ke???) tp tatabahasa bdk darjah 6 pon aku xtau. bile bdk tu tnye mcm2 aku konah sane konah sini nak cover line. okay terase sgt budus di ketika itu. belakon mcm tgh pk pdhal hati cuak nak mampos ye.

after that makan time!! mkn nasi ayam weh. cedap mgalahkan yg ds bwat. ds bwat ayam rentung. aku tmbah 2 kali kot. the boy pon xmkn byk cam aku. huu.

perut da knyang, kne g ajar math plak. naseb bek ingatan maseh okayy. so everything went out smoothly. cume tekak saket perit kering bercakap 2 jam xberenti. ceh fana bajet hebat.

n the kids are super nice to us. abeh satu kelas sume salam cium tgn. baek kan?

my tutee, athirah even cried sbab xnak berpisah ngan i. she even begged me to come nex week. hoho. okayy fana mmg tutor hebat lagi penyayang.

after that g kg bayai. makan lagi kat kenduri. ZOMG gulai lemak dy pedas gileeeee!!!. xthn i.

then menumpang nek moto mak angkat myra&dj g tumpang solat kat umah dy.

after that lepak2 kat umah mak angkat mazni&dayang mkn rambutan+doyan smpai pecah perot. sirius rambutan dy sedap. lekang abeh.

then g kubur. huh?kubur? tak2 g kubur sbab nak g kutip segale rambutan2 yg ade sblom gugur ke tanah. acecey. byk gilelah rambutan. heaven2.

pastu nek kete apetah yg bole berdiri kat blkg tu. wooo. besh gile terase angin sepoi2 bahase menampar2 n membelai2 kulit mukaku. tp rase cam lembu atas trak plak. okayy fana gile merapu sensorg.

then mkn bubur durian ngan roti + cekodok besar panas. wohohohho. my faveret ah. xle lepas even kulit perut dah meregang tahap maksimum. bkn impak maxima okayy??

then bertolak balek, tdo ngan senang hati sbab perut knyang. tp satu bas bau doyan. i dont likeeee.

kesimpulannye, trip to bayai hanye akan menggemokkan anda sebab villagers kat sane sgt suke memanjekan anak2 bandar.

cant wait for nex week trip. mst my tutee rindu i gile2. heeeee~

smooches~

pls take note

dont mind my words. yes they are harsh. i know i know.

if i say that u're GEDIK or AKU SEPAK KAU KANG or NGENGONG, ignore it. its just a way for me to express my feelings. okay terasa jiwang plak.

mmg taklah aku nak sepak kau btul2. cubit org pn aku sgt jarang2 bwat. except to my brotherslah. okay fine ni kes laen.

but this is me okayy. saye bkn jenis pompuan lembut lemah gemalai sopan santun cakap lapik2 beralas2 berkias2.

with certain ppl yes i do know how to respect them. aku still tau adat okayy.

i dont even know how to sit properly in class also while eating. even if i dine kat hotel pn i will bersile atas kerusi.

its already part of me. kau xboleh terime aku xleh nak bwat ape.

tp seriously, i dont really mean of what i've said. all those bad words are just like accesories for my sentences. my bad.

so here am i apologizing with my utmost sincerety if anyone of u felt the pang from my bad bad bad behaviour.

but everyone does hav at least ONE bad behaviour kan? so give n take ppl.

smooches~